DEPARTMENT OF SOLANA SECURITY

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MAKE SOLANA GREAT AGAIN

Deporting one jeet at a time

  • "Your weak hands won’t make it past this checkpoint!"

  • "Visa denied for paper-handed traders!"

  • "Only diamond-handed citizens allowed!"

  • "Deporting Jeets, one rug at a time!"

  • "ICE is here to protect the market from weak hands!"

  • "Sell now? Enjoy your one-way ticket out!"

  • "No asylum for paper-handed fugitives!"

  • "Crypto border patrol: Only strong hands make it through!"

  • "Weak holders will be detained and deported!"

  • "This is a HODL-only zone—no weak hands allowed!"